The May Report: 8/17/2011: Note bene: Some items in the following report are fictional and the names have not been changed to protect the guilty: Again, some items are intended to be humorous and are entirely made up; MotoGoo, Motoogle, or Googola — a big deal any way you slice it; How to fail in business while really trying: hire Neil Kane; Natalia Cantemir, Uki Lucas, Walt Sloan, Peggy Smedley, Jeff Carter, Diane Hickey, Bob Geras responds but he’s not out of the soup yet and no smokem peace pipe yet; Bob’s post turtle story on his Facebook page is really about him and Neil Kane; on the other side of the ledger Dawn Geras is really having success with the extension of the Safe Haven laws; Phil Tadros: Photographer and he has even coined a word for the Urban Dictionary about people taking pictures of other people taking pictures; Andy Shaw interviews Rahm in a half hour at 12:15pm today