The May Report: 5/20/2011: At 4:06pm today, a reaffirmation of why I do The May Report. Dean DeLisle called and guess who is back after “retiring” to Belize when he sold his firm to Google and who is now helping investors make decisions when he is not playing poker with them?!; Wait wait, don’t tell me: Cub “citizen journalist” reporter Thomas R. Bennett earns his wings when he gets thrown out of the Federal Building by two marshals and Trib columnist Eric Zorn dedicates a column to it; Are hedonic damages bogus? They may be, but they are a profitable mill for Stan V. Smith, Ph.D. in economics who testifies everywhere; Argonne on Jeopardy today; Just being reported on the Channel 5 News — Groupon’s biggest deal ever and “that woman” CD Vann